Archive for February 2008



I just wanted to thank “T” for the flowers he sent me yesterday!  As a lot of you know… I’ve had a HORRIBLE cold for the last 2 weeks that just DOES NOT want to go away!  One of my FAVORITE customers sent me the bouquet pictured above to make me feel better!  If you did not already know… I ADORE FLOWERS!!! 

There is an awesome website where people can send flowers/gifts to others without actually needing to know where they live!  All they need to know is the person’s email address!  Here is the link:
You just go to the website… decide what you want to send… and give them the person’s email address.  The company will send an email to the recipient telling them there is someone wishing to send them a gift.  If they agree to receive the gift, they email back with their address so the gift can be delivered.  This is when your credit card would be charged.  If the person declines the gift, your card is never charged!  (By the way, my email address is


Anyway, the flowers MADE MY DAY!  Thanks again!




A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for  several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.


One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.  As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? “You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.  When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side…  You know what?” 

“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. 


“I think you’re bad luck… GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!”



The Polite Way To Pee


During one of her daily classes, a teacher (trying to teach good manners) asked her students the following question:


“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”


Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”


The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.  What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”


Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll  be right back.”


“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word ‘bathroom’ at the dinner table.  And you, little Robert, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”


Robert paused and said, “I would say to her:  Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”


The teacher fainted…





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