The Polite Way To Pee

 

During one of her daily classes, a teacher (trying to teach good manners) asked her students the following question:

 

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

 

Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”

 

The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.  What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”

 

Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll  be right back.”

 

“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word ‘bathroom’ at the dinner table.  And you, little Robert, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”

 

Robert paused and said, “I would say to her:  Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”

 

The teacher fainted…

 

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