Small Penis Humiliation
It’s been AGES since I’ve spoken to Steve from Los Angeles. Too, too long! But he called me last night and the night before, and we had a blast! Steve likes to play my favorite Niteflirt game, “Raise-the-Rate!” This is where we start out our call at one price… then as the call progresses, I raise the rate he has to pay to talk to me! Each time we hung up, I doubled the price he had to pay to call back! After all… I’m worth it. Steve knows I’d never give him the time of day unless he was PAYING me! Eventually I give him permission to stroke his little cock, while he recited his mantra: “I have to pay Trish to jerk off.” Music to my ears!
Of course, there’s a CUM TAX before he’s allowed to cum (IF he’s allowed to cum) and he always has to ask permission first. Last night I did let him cum since he had also called me the night before. He begged me to write about him in my blog. I should be charging him for this post, but I’m in a good mood.
So who wants to play Raise-the-Rate with me next???
I have seen THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of cocks during my phone sex career. Guys are always wanting to send me pictures of their penises. Plus, every day I probably watch a half dozen or more of them on cam. I’d say most guys fit into the “average” category, which is probably why they named it that, huh? 😉
Then there was Kevin. Kevin won hands down as the smallest. To refresh your memory, you can check him out here! But now I’ve found my #2 guy, Dustin. It’s really quite a shame, too. He’s got a lot of other things going for him– He’s decent-looking. He has a nice body. He just wasn’t blessed “down there.” Let’s all take a look at Dustin’s pictures:
Maybe in that picture he was hoping the sunlight would make it grow or something? I don’t know!
Slather on the penis-enlargement cream, Dustin, and hope for the best! 😉
So… what did you all think? Feel free to leave comments below!
I have probably seen thousands and thousands of cocks by now. Over half of my callers want to send me pictures of their penises. (I don’t even ask… but my email box gets filled!) And now that I’ve been watching you guys on cam the last few years… I get to see even MORE cock!
I really am pretty shocked by some of the smaller *ahem* cocks I have seen, but this one takes the cake! When I told him his was the tiniest PIN DICK I had ever seen, and that I wanted to post it on my blog, he was EXCITED!!!
I give to you…
It STILL cracks me up every time I look at it! It makes me think of a little doorbell–just reach over and “DING-DONG!” (Oh… did I mention Kevin likes to wear PANTIES sometimes?? I guess his poor teeny-peeny would get lost in a pair of boxers!)
Kevin knows his dicklet is tiny. I’ve known him a couple of years now and he’s CONSTANTLY trying any kind of pill or cream on the market to make it bigger. He’s now currently trying X-Lotion. It says on the website “Simply apply X-Lotion daily and watch your penis grow. It’s fantastic!” He’s already gone through 3 of the 6 bottles he purchases just last month! He promised me I could put an AFTER pic of him when he’s done.
Oh… and feel free to COMMENT on Kevin’s pic. He truly wants to hear what anyone has to say about it! Have fun!
Aahhhhhh… I love to hear those words!!! I just had a loser call me and beg for me to take his money while I let him jerk off for me. Now who am I to say NO??? Steve from L.A. was his name. And… as you would guess… he has a little dick. I laughed while listening to him repeat “I have to pay Trish to jerk off” over and over!
But… the fun doesn’t stop there! We played “Raise the Rate” game! That’s where we hang up…. I raise my Niteflirt rate… and Steve calls me back at a higher rate, which means MORE $$$ for me! We played this a few more times until I FINALLY let the poor sucker cum. I have to admit that’s one of my favorite games to play!
Who wants to be next??
These are pics of my new East Indian micro-penis boy, Rick. What a loser he is! He’s about 5′ 6″ tall, 215 lbs, and he has a HUGE fat gut! He spends at least half the day masturbating to beautiful white women like ME (of course), Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Britney Spears.
One of his BIGGEST fantasies is to be wrestling naked with a well-hung guy and have him eventually rape his man cunt, while a bunch of my girlfriends and I watch and video tape it! Hmmmmm… might be worth the trip for him to come up from Florida to watch that!
The funniest thing about these pics are that these show his penis HARD! That’s as big as it gets! No wonder he masturbates all day. What girl would want that???
Okay, loser boy! Now that I put your pics up… I expect a big tribute!!!
So Josh is at it again! He LOVES sending me pics of his little penis, hoping it will entice me! Entice me? WTF!!! I’ve decided to share a couple of them with all of you! I think my favorite is the one where he’s holding a Q-tip up next to his little wee-wee! (Hmmm… that reminds me. I need to pick up some Q-tips next time I go shopping!)
The second pic is of Josh’s little prick next to a dollar bill. I think most of you know that a dollar bill is just a little over 6 inches long. And SUPPOSEDLY the average guy’s cock is somewhere between 5 and 6 inches long. I beg to differ, though, because so many of the ones I have seen are SMALLER than that!! (We won’t mention what category YOUR cock is in Josh!)
There IS hope for all you guys with (ahem) LESS to work with! I found an article with some tips for you! CLICK HERE! Hey… it’s the least I can do!
And now for the pics:
Have a good week everyone!
Okay…. so FINALLY one of my customers (Josh) came up with the cash for my PINK RABBITT. (See post below.) I am soooooo happy to have a new one! I love using it on calls and since this one is WATERPROOF… I can use it in the bathtub AND the hot tub!!!
Now… you’re probably wondering why I titled this post, “Where’s the beef?” Well…. if you knew the guy that sent me the money… you wouldn’t have to ask! Do I have to spell it out for you? JOSH has what I like to refer to as a MILLIMETER PETER. He LOVES me to tease him about it and I’m more than happy to do so!
Now… I could never date a guy like Josh (cause you all know I love BIG cock), but he is definitely good for two things:
- Sending me tributes (cash)
- Buying me gifts
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK NEEDLE DICK!!