I have seen THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of cocks during my phone sex career.  Guys are always wanting to send me pictures of their penises.  Plus, every day I probably watch a half dozen or more of them on cam.  I’d say most guys fit into the “average” category, which is probably why they named it that, huh?   

Then there was Kevin.  Kevin won hands down as the smallest.  To refresh your memory, you can check him out here!  But now I’ve found my #2 guy, Dustin.  It’s really quite a shame, too.  He’s got a lot of other things going for him–  He’s decent-looking.  He has a nice body.  He just wasn’t blessed “down there.”  Let’s all take a look at Dustin’s pictures:

Maybe in that picture he was hoping the sunlight would make it grow or something?  I don’t know!

Slather on the penis-enlargement cream, Dustin, and hope for the best! 

So… what did you all think?  Feel free to leave comments below!

Remember my caller, “Bob,” who likes to insert things down into his pee hole?  (You can read about him HERE! )  Well… we had another little cam session last night!  And THIS time… he inserted the handle of a plastic SPOON inside his hole!  I kind of wish the spoon was colored (instead of clear), so it would have showed up better on these pictures… but I can assure you… he did the deed!

And… Ta Daaaaaaaa!!

I love my cam guys!

I’ve had SOOO many requests for more pics of Tyler, so here they are!  Make sure you look through the entire post, because there’s a special treat at the end!

And now… for the surprise!  Here is Tyler’s PERSONAL cell phone number:   (360) 431-1399.  Call him and tell him you saw his pictures on my blog… and tell him what a little sissy panty boy he is! He’ll LOVE it!! 

Isn’t he adorable in his polka dot bustier??? lol

Stroking…

A fistful of cum!!

And here’s an EXTRA SPECIAL pic for everyone!  Tyler getting fucked in his FIRST threesome!  HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s Tyler practicing with his HUGE dildo!  LOOK AT HIM SHOVE THAT BIG COCK IN HIS ASS!!!   He LOVES it!!

A couple of years ago, I posted about a guy that I watched on cam while he inserted a crochet hook down into his penis!!  Here’s that post to refresh your memory:

http://xratedtrish.com/wordpress/2009/04/16/i-was-hooked/

Well… last night he was back and I took LOTS of screen shots to share with everyone!  I have gotten more comments about that post than any other.  So if you had any doubt it happened… here’s the proof: 

Here’s “Bob” inserting the crochet hook down into his pee hole (with the hook side down)!

Now here he is pushing it deeper into his penis!

Now it’s ALLLLLLL the way in!

A few strokes of his hand and the cum PUSHES the crochet hook up and out of his penis!!!  Awesome!

Anyone else want to try this or something similar?  Call or email me!

I don’t even know where to begin with this pic I just got from one of my callers.  I’ll let you come up with your own comments.  Please add a comment below if something comes to mind!

My new sissy slut (Courtney) and I have been having a lot of cam fun lately!  I LOVE taking lots of screen shots of her having fun with her *friends* (you’ll see what I mean soon enough)!  These are only SOME of the pics I took of her.  The EXTRA naughty ones are soon to come!

I gave Courtney the assignment to write all the captions for the pics.  I think she did a pretty good job!  I hope you all enjoy the pics!

Check back in another week or so for some SUPER hot and TABOO pics of Courtney and MOMMY!!!

Want to hear ALL about my newest and MOST FUN caller ever???  Check back in a week or two for lots of stories and pics.  But here is a preview of her and her *ahem* friends:

I have probably seen thousands and thousands of cocks by now.  Over half of my callers want to send me pictures of their penises.  (I don’t even ask… but my email box gets filled!)  And now that I’ve been watching you guys on cam the last few years… I get to see even MORE cock! 

I really am pretty shocked by some of the smaller *ahem* cocks I have seen, but this one takes the cake!  When I told him his was the tiniest PIN DICK I had ever seen, and that I wanted to post it on my blog, he was EXCITED!!! 

So now…

I give to you…

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It STILL cracks me up every time I look at it!  It makes me think of a little doorbell–just reach over and “DING-DONG!”  (Oh… did I mention Kevin likes to wear PANTIES sometimes??  I guess his poor teeny-peeny would get lost in a pair of boxers!)

Kevin knows his dicklet is tiny.  I’ve known him a couple of years now and he’s CONSTANTLY trying any kind of pill or cream on the market to make it bigger.  He’s now currently trying X-Lotion.  It says on the website “Simply apply X-Lotion daily and watch your penis grow.  It’s fantastic!”  He’s already gone through 3 of the 6 bottles he purchases just last month!  He promised me I could put an AFTER pic of him when he’s done.

Oh… and feel free to COMMENT on Kevin’s pic.  He truly wants to hear what anyone has to say about it!    Have fun!