Ok…. it’s NOT what you’re thinking!  I am NOT pregnant!  (For those of you who have NO idea what the phrase “the rabbit died” means, can find out HERE!)


What I was referring to… is my VERY favorite sex toy (the Rabbit).  It FINALLY bit the dust!  I guess the poor thing could only take so much!   Hmmmm… what am I going to do without my little friend? 


I was checking out my favorite sex toy site and found they carry all sorts of Rabbits now!  Which one should I choose?  They have “beginners” models (not sure EXACTLY what this means!!), waterproof models, and even models that LIGHT UP!  Why… they even have a rabbitt attached to a STRAP-ON device!  Now that conjures up some fantasies!


Anyway… I’m HOPING one of my adoring clients will come to my rescue and send me a new one!  The website is: www.midnightpleasures.com  Just type in this model number in the search box:  SE1610-70   It’s for the pink, waterproof Jack Rabbit!  (I think most of you know that pink is my FAV color!!)  Just send me an email to: xratedtrish@yahoo.com and let me know you’re going to send it… and I’ll give you my mailing address.  Whoever sends it gets 5 FREE minutes plus also gets mentioned in one of my upcoming blog posts!


Talk to you soon!






My cold is all gone now (after 2 weeks), and I’m READY to start taking calls again!  Thanks to the few die-hard customers who still arranged calls with me while I was sick!  (Hugs and kisses to you guys!)


As the picture above shows… I’m on my hands and knees now… WAITING to suck your cock!  (And, you guys know what a GREAT little cock sucker I am!!!)


Talk to you soon!





What a FABULOUS snow storm we had Tuesday! There were blizzard-like conditions for a couple of hours, ending up with about 8 inches (my favorite number) once it was all done!  You should have seen my little weiner dog, Molly, trying to walk in the stuff! She was hopping around like a bunny rabbit cause her little legs are so short! She loved it, though, and I TOTALLY loved it!


By the way… check out this SNOW ANGEL I saw!!!  Too fucking funny!!












I just wanted to thank “T” for the flowers he sent me yesterday!  As a lot of you know… I’ve had a HORRIBLE cold for the last 2 weeks that just DOES NOT want to go away!  One of my FAVORITE customers sent me the bouquet pictured above to make me feel better!  If you did not already know… I ADORE FLOWERS!!! 

There is an awesome website where people can send flowers/gifts to others without actually needing to know where they live!  All they need to know is the person’s email address!  Here is the link:
You just go to the website… decide what you want to send… and give them the person’s email address.  The company will send an email to the recipient telling them there is someone wishing to send them a gift.  If they agree to receive the gift, they email back with their address so the gift can be delivered.  This is when your credit card would be charged.  If the person declines the gift, your card is never charged!  (By the way, my email address is xratedtrish@yahoo.com)


Anyway, the flowers MADE MY DAY!  Thanks again!




A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for  several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.


One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.  As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? “You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.  When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side…  You know what?” 

“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. 


“I think you’re bad luck… GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!”



The Polite Way To Pee


During one of her daily classes, a teacher (trying to teach good manners) asked her students the following question:


“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”


Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”


The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.  What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”


Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll  be right back.”


“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word ‘bathroom’ at the dinner table.  And you, little Robert, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”


Robert paused and said, “I would say to her:  Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”


The teacher fainted…





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My blog is up and running!  I am sooooooo excited!  I have been wanting to do this for a LONG time!  And, I can get AS NAUGHTY as I want on it because I have it posted on my own server!


I have LOTS of subjects I enjoy talking about.  Here are some of my faves.  (If you don’t see yours here, just email me and ask!):

  • Adult Baby/Diaper Lover
  • Anal Sex
  • Barely Legal
  • Crossdressing
  • Cuckolding
  • Cum Eating
  • Enemas
  • Extreme Play
  • Financial Domination
  • Foot Fetish
  • Forced Bisexuality
  • Gang Bang
  • Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
  • Glory Hole
  • Golden Showers
  • Guided Masturbation
  • Humiliation
  • Impregnation
  • MILF
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Nylons/Pantyhose
  • Oral Sex
  • Orgasm Denial/Ruination
  • Panty Boy
  • Racial Degradation
  • Roleplaying
  • Sensual Domination
  • Sissy Slut
  • Small Penis Humiliation
  • Strap-on Play
  • Tease & Denial
  • Tickling
  • Toilet Play

Hope to hear from you soon!


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