Posts Tagged ‘josh’

 

Soooooooo… one of my frequent callers (Josh) has been begging me to pimp him out on Craig’s List.  A couple of weeks ago, I gave him his wish!  Here’s the ad I posted for him.  (Click on the pic to make it bigger):

 

 

 

 

He got quite a few emails.  Who knew there were so many horny bois in Sheboygan???  We picked one out and Josh headed out to his house one Saturday night about 2 am.  We had two rules:  (1) He had to call me as soon as he got to the guy’s house so I could listen to the WHOLE thing, and (2) He had to have the guy take pics of Josh sucking his cock for me and my blog! :-)

 

It was VERY hot to hear Josh slurping and gagging on this guy’s BIG cock.  But… there was another hole to be filled!  Josh bent over and let the guy fuck his tight little ass!  The guy had to take it slow because he was about ready to blow his load.  I wanted all the cum to be on Josh’s face, so Josh turned around and he shot a big load in his mouth and all over his face!

 

Here are a few of the pics from that night.  Unfortunately, it was pretty dark in the guy’s apartment, but you get the idea!  You can see Josh holding the phone while he sucked so I could hear it all! :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

So which one of you COCKSUCKERS wants to be next???

 

 

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Besides having almost a MICROSCOPIC dicklet… Josh is a HUGE liar!  My birthday was over 6 weeks ago and he still hasn’t given me my birthday present!!  Soooooo… I am totally through with you Josh!  Don’t call me and don’t ask me to watch you play with your little millimeter-peter on cam!

 

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So Josh is at it again!  He LOVES sending me pics of his little penis, hoping it will entice me!  Entice me?  WTF!!!  I’ve decided to share a couple of them with all of you!  I think my favorite is the one where he’s holding a Q-tip up next to his little wee-wee!  (Hmmm… that reminds me.  I need to pick up some Q-tips next time I go shopping!)

 

The second pic is of Josh’s little prick next to a dollar bill.  I think most of you know that a dollar bill is just a little over 6 inches long.  And SUPPOSEDLY the average guy’s cock is somewhere between 5 and 6 inches long.   I beg to differ, though, because so many of the ones I have seen are SMALLER than that!!  (We won’t mention what category YOUR cock is in Josh!)

 

There IS hope for all you guys with (ahem) LESS to work with!  I found an article with some tips for you!  CLICK HERE!  Hey… it’s the least I can do!

 

And now for the pics:

 

 

Have a good week everyone!

 

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Thanks to Josh for the VERY big tip he left me tonight!  (I told you he’s good for SOMETHING!!!)  He also sent me a picture of his privates that I just HAVE to share with all of you!  Leave me a comment and tell me what you think!! he he!

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Okay…. so FINALLY one of my customers (Josh) came up with the cash for my PINK RABBITT.  (See post below.)  I am soooooo happy to have a new one!  I love using it on calls and since this one is WATERPROOF… I can use it in the bathtub AND the hot tub!!!

 

Now… you’re probably wondering why I titled this post, “Where’s the beef?”  Well…. if you knew the guy that sent me the money… you wouldn’t have to ask!  Do I have to spell it out for you?  JOSH has what I like to refer to as a MILLIMETER PETER. He LOVES me to tease him about it and I’m more than happy to do so!

  

Now… I could never date a guy like Josh (cause you all know I love BIG cock), but he is definitely good for two things:

 

  • Sending me tributes (cash)
  • Buying me gifts

 

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK NEEDLE DICK!!

 

 

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