Posts Tagged ‘rabbitt’

 

Okay…. so FINALLY one of my customers (Josh) came up with the cash for my PINK RABBITT.  (See post below.)  I am soooooo happy to have a new one!  I love using it on calls and since this one is WATERPROOF… I can use it in the bathtub AND the hot tub!!!

 

Now… you’re probably wondering why I titled this post, “Where’s the beef?”  Well…. if you knew the guy that sent me the money… you wouldn’t have to ask!  Do I have to spell it out for you?  JOSH has what I like to refer to as a MILLIMETER PETER. He LOVES me to tease him about it and I’m more than happy to do so!

  

Now… I could never date a guy like Josh (cause you all know I love BIG cock), but he is definitely good for two things:

 

  • Sending me tributes (cash)
  • Buying me gifts

 

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK NEEDLE DICK!!

 

 

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Ok…. it’s NOT what you’re thinking!  I am NOT pregnant!  (For those of you who have NO idea what the phrase “the rabbit died” means, can find out HERE!)

 

What I was referring to… is my VERY favorite sex toy (the Rabbit).  It FINALLY bit the dust!  I guess the poor thing could only take so much!   Hmmmm… what am I going to do without my little friend? 

 

I was checking out my favorite sex toy site and found they carry all sorts of Rabbits now!  Which one should I choose?  They have “beginners” models (not sure EXACTLY what this means!!), waterproof models, and even models that LIGHT UP!  Why… they even have a rabbitt attached to a STRAP-ON device!  Now that conjures up some fantasies!

 

Anyway… I’m HOPING one of my adoring clients will come to my rescue and send me a new one!  The website is: www.midnightpleasures.com  Just type in this model number in the search box:  SE1610-70   It’s for the pink, waterproof Jack Rabbit!  (I think most of you know that pink is my FAV color!!)  Just send me an email to: xratedtrish@yahoo.com and let me know you’re going to send it… and I’ll give you my mailing address.  Whoever sends it gets 5 FREE minutes plus also gets mentioned in one of my upcoming blog posts!

 

Talk to you soon!

 

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