Posts Tagged ‘sex toy store’
OMG! I laughed so hard when I saw this! You can now get your own Charlie Sheen blow-up doll! This is how the website describes it:
“He’s high on himself and full of hot air! You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this bitchin’ rockstar from Mars. The Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll from Pipedream just needs air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Does not include tiger blood. “
For all you BIG perverts that have been lusting over Miley Cyrus ever since she started playing Hannah Montana… they have a Miley doll, too!
Ok…. it’s NOT what you’re thinking! I am NOT pregnant! (For those of you who have NO idea what the phrase “the rabbit died” means, can find out HERE!)
I was checking out my favorite sex toy site and found they carry all sorts of Rabbits now! Which one should I choose? They have “beginners” models (not sure EXACTLY what this means!!), waterproof models, and even models that LIGHT UP! Why… they even have a rabbitt attached to a STRAP-ON device! Now that conjures up some fantasies!
Anyway… I’m HOPING one of my adoring clients will come to my rescue and send me a new one! The website is: www.midnightpleasures.com Just type in this model number in the search box: SE1610-70 It’s for the pink, waterproof Jack Rabbit! (I think most of you know that pink is my FAV color!!) Just send me an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know you’re going to send it… and I’ll give you my mailing address. Whoever sends it gets 5 FREE minutes plus also gets mentioned in one of my upcoming blog posts!
Talk to you soon!