Posts Tagged ‘WTF?’

 

A couple of years ago, I posted about a guy that I watched on cam while he inserted a crochet hook down into his penis!!  Here’s that post to refresh your memory:

http://xratedtrish.com/wordpress/2009/04/16/i-was-hooked/

 

Well… last night he was back and I took LOTS of screen shots to share with everyone!  I have gotten more comments about that post than any other.  So if you had any doubt it happened… here’s the proof: 

 

Here’s “Bob” inserting the crochet hook down into his pee hole (with the hook side down)!

 

Now here he is pushing it deeper into his penis!

 

Now it’s ALLLLLLL the way in!

 

A few strokes of his hand and the cum PUSHES the crochet hook up and out of his penis!!!  Awesome!

Anyone else want to try this or something similar?  Call or email me!

 

 

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I don’t even know where to begin with this pic I just got from one of my callers.  I’ll let you come up with your own comments.  Please add a comment below if something comes to mind!

 

 

 

 

 

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OMG!  I laughed so hard when I saw this!  You can now get your own Charlie Sheen blow-up doll!  This is how the website describes it:

 

“He’s high on himself and full of hot air! You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this bitchin’ rockstar from Mars. The Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll from Pipedream just needs air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Does not include tiger blood. “

 

For all you BIG perverts that have been lusting over Miley Cyrus ever since she started playing Hannah Montana… they have a Miley doll, too!

 

 

 

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This CRACKS ME UP!!

 

 

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EVERYONE knows you shouldn’t text while driving, right? And CLEARLY everyone knows you shouldn’t shave your privates while driving, right? WRONG! This woman obviously missed that memo!!

Check out the rest of this crazy story here:

http://wendyista.blogspot.com/2010/03/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her.html

 

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This video says it all!

 

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I absolutely LOVE being a phone sex operator!  But sometimes… I have to admit I get some VERY strange requests!  And… every once in a while… I do turn down a call.  Here’s an example of one such call I got tonight:

 

Caller:  Hey Trish, I’m looking for a really kinky girl tonight to do a fantasy with me.

 

Me:  Okay… what would you like to talk about?

 

Caller:  I’m looking for a girl that will talk about helping me CUT MY DICK OFF!!!!

 

Me:  Ummm, sorry… I’m not that girl!!

 

Caller:  Okay… bye.

 

I’m at a loss!  Oh well… I’m sure he’ll find someone that will talk about that fantasy with him!  I’d rather talk about SUCKING and FUCKING! 

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So Josh is at it again!  He LOVES sending me pics of his little penis, hoping it will entice me!  Entice me?  WTF!!!  I’ve decided to share a couple of them with all of you!  I think my favorite is the one where he’s holding a Q-tip up next to his little wee-wee!  (Hmmm… that reminds me.  I need to pick up some Q-tips next time I go shopping!)

 

The second pic is of Josh’s little prick next to a dollar bill.  I think most of you know that a dollar bill is just a little over 6 inches long.  And SUPPOSEDLY the average guy’s cock is somewhere between 5 and 6 inches long.   I beg to differ, though, because so many of the ones I have seen are SMALLER than that!!  (We won’t mention what category YOUR cock is in Josh!)

 

There IS hope for all you guys with (ahem) LESS to work with!  I found an article with some tips for you!  CLICK HERE!  Hey… it’s the least I can do!

 

And now for the pics:

 

 

Have a good week everyone!

 

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